Episode Guide (continued)

March 10, 2008 at 12:27 am | Posted in news, speculation, spoilers | 1 Comment
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*POSSIBLE SPOILERS*

Episode 4: Where’s the Beef? (airing 3/12/08)
The models get meaty, as they must pose with and wear meat for their photo shoot about the meatpacking industry. Meanwhile, Cycle 8 winner Jaslene Gonzalez makes an appearance that ends up with one contestant feeling hurt by something the top model says.
My commentary on this episode here.

Episode 5: Top Model Takes it to the Streets (airing 3/19/08)
Under the leadership of Benny Ninja, the models participate in a posing challenge…on the streets of New York. As the competition intensifies, one girl begins to feel the pressure of it all.
Guest stars: Benny Ninja & Vendela Kirsebom.
My commentary on this episode here.

Episode 6: House of Pain (airing 3/26/08)
Tyra surprises the girls in a dance studio and teaches them how to work their fierceness while posing at the end of a runway. During a pose-off in front of Tyra, one girl earns the opportunity to work with judge/photographer Nigel Barker while posing nude. Drama and voices escalate in the house when three ladies gang up against one girl who doesn’t know how to turn her alarm clock off in the early morning hours.

Oh, boy. This episode sounds like a doozy. Whereas I am glad they’re focusing more on runway this cycle, if I had a quarter for every time an episode description included the phrase “Tyra surprises the girls,” I could buy Dominique a new weave at the most expensive salon in NYC.

And how is working with Nigel while posing nude supposed to be a prize? I mean, he’s a great judge and all, but isn’t that kind of backwards…? Aren’t the girls supposed to picture the judges nude in order to calm their nerves? The only way I can see that this could be a benefit is if everyone else has to pose nude with Nigel as the photographer anyways, but the winner gets a special training or extra frames or honest critique and a change to improve. The whole concept kind of wigs me out anyways. Let’s just suffice it to say that I would NOT want to be the winner of that particular challenge.

And finally… back in the house… I had no idea that my college roommate was on this show!! I cannot count the number of times she set her alarm for two hours before I had to get up, and then failed to wake up to it… so it would ring… and ring… and ring… and ring… until I got sick of it and threw something at her. Why don’t the girls try that approach? I mean, why verbally argue with someone at a ridiculous hour of the morning, when you can just throw something at them, roll over, and fall back asleep? Always worked for me.

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  1. […] Episode 6: House of Pain (airing 3/26/08) Tyra surprises the girls in a dance studio and teaches them how to work their fierceness while posing at the end of a runway. During a pose-off in front of Tyra, one girl earns the opportunity to work with judge/photographer Nigel Barker while posing nude. Drama and voices escalate in the house when three ladies gang up against one girl who doesn’t know how to turn her alarm clock off in the early morning hours. My commentary on this episode here. […]


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